[recorded, and livid - which for the Doctor means low, and very, very clear]

Now. I know you're out there. And I know you're listening. And believe me, you had better listen properly to this voice, my voice, because the next time you hear it, you will be sorry. You will be so sorry for what you've done.

You've killed my daughter. Yes, my ( Read more... )

[voice recording]

Ingenious... what a clever little thing you are! Now let's see -

Peaches and cream!

Frilly patterned moon sickle jump wallop car chase!

Silver back hundred acre run shimmy jazz fingers!

...Well, I have to know what created you!

[A pause]

Incidentally the ceiling fan plopped a Peter Piper picking a peck of pickled ( Read more... )

Oh, I do love a good handbook if I can have one! So handy, these little things, even if it is a bit strange for an island to have one - not to say that this isn't quite the special little island. Rivelata, eh? Pleasure to meet you, can't say I've known you, but good LORD, you poor little country. Are you a country? I'd suppose you were - oh, no, no ( Read more... )

Alright.

ALRIGHT.

Now will someone tell me what sorts of mischief was got up to in MY HOUSE while I was off having a nice and quiet Valentine's Day? Honestly, I can't look away for a moment without you lot going off to have private moments of canoodling and questionable wrestling in whatever secretive corners your decide to haunt, you rabid ( Read more... )

[recorded]

What.

Oh - oh HAHA! HAHA! OH, YOU BRILLIANT LITTLE THINGS, YOU, I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN! Ha-HA! Ohh, it's nice to have you back, how's about we go for a good run? Actually, I think you can handle a little climb, now, how about you?

Ohhhh, YES! There'll be no canoodling on my watch!

[And the sounds of one getting out of the ( Read more... )

[recorded]

Ohh.

Ohh, nope, that's not good, is it? Didn't take too awfully long last time, but then - OH, OH YOU STUPID PIECE OF QUARTZ, I FORGOT ABOUT YOU!

Ohh, think, think! I don't suppose I could reattach you, now could I? No? Well, what do you know, you haven't got brains. Worth a try any - OY, cut that out! [muffled thud as something's ( Read more... )

Ah, what a lovely circulation of condensation, evaporation, and fusion is the snow! Just a perfect little slice of real winter in the middle of the tropics! Incongruous weather's just about the best present a man could ever get during the holiday season, isn't it? Well, next to all that friends and family jazz, of course - but I mean who wouldn't ( Read more... )

MatsuriYou're out there, I know you are because you aren't the type to disappear. You're stronger than that, and you're far more stubborn than that ( Read more... )

...Oh bother.

Pumpkins.

Pumpkins!? I've never heard of such an absurd thing in my entire life! Pumpkins! Mattie, I-No, all of you lot - you'd better stay away from those, because I am certainly not going to clean up after any of your messes.

Stay AWAY, you hear? That means no touching, nudging, kicking, prodding, dissecting, discombobulating, jostling, ( Read more... )